Swipe Left

Prepare yourself for the ultimate swipe at online dating!

Tired of fish pics, bathroom selfies, and profiles more mysterious than crop circles? "Swipe Left" is your witty compass through the wilderness of men's dating profiles!

Written by a woman who's survived the trenches of online dating, this savvy guide takes aim at the cavalcade of curious characters filling your inbox:

• Catch-of-the-Day Carl, who thinks dead fish photos are the ultimate aphrodisiac
• Commode Cam Charlie, showcasing his abs and his questionable hygiene
• Ghosting Gus, who disappears faster than your wine on girls' night
• Commitment-Phobe Charlie, whose longest relationship is with his Netflix account

But this isn't just about the laughs (though there are plenty). "Swipe Left" serves up wit and wisdom in equal measure, tackling everything from decoding attachment styles to essential safety concerns. Think of it as your personal survival guide in the sea of questionable matches.

Dive deep into chapters like:

• "The Red Flag Parade" (more red flags than a minefield)
• "The Digital Dating Disasters" (when "u up?" is his idea of romance)
• “The Toxic Masculinity Troupe" (spoiler alert: the Alpha Males are about as appealing as day-old sushi).
• "The Green Flag Gallery" (yes, good men do exist!)

Whether you're a seasoned swiper or new to the game, this book is your ticket to turning eye-rolls into empowerment. Remember: knowledge is power in the wilderness of online dating, but knowing when to swipe left (and block) is survival!

Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous laughter, increased swiping confidence, and a sudden ability to spot red flags from a mile away.